Narwhals

What is the best animal you know?

Well your wrong because everybody knows that the coolest most awesome animal in the world is the Narwhal.

Now i bet your all like " WTF Made i thought you liked the moose?!" and to that i answer "Yes but the moose is no mere animal it is the re-incarnation of fallen GOD's." that is why i choose to talk about the narwhal today.

So here are 3 reasons why the narwhal is the most awesome animal knows to man.

Spamming

Joo eli siis mulla on ehkä maailman hajottavin ja turhin työ ikinä jonka seurauksena olen aloittanut tämän ns. uuden harrastuksen. Se on uusi intohimoni ja paras ajanviete jos sattuu olemaan tylsää. Se on hieno tapa ilmaista itseään ja saada mielipiteensä esille. Suosittelen kaikille lämpimästi. Ja olen hyvin pahollani jos juuri Sinä satut spammaukseni kohteeksi, mut ei voi mitään. Kaikkee ihanaa ja kaikkee kaikille. Se on moro.

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Ja tässä vielä niille noobeille jotka ei muka tiedä mitä spammaus on. Urban Dictionarya lainaten:

Spamming:

posting useless crap on forums over and over.

Pikkusuolaista dedicated to Mandi :D

Hahahahahaha Justina Biever! Enjoy.

Justin Bieber - Somebody to Love Lyrics



Ohh! Ohh!

For you I’d write a symphony
I’d play the violin
It’s time to sink or swim
Watch him play for ya


For you I'd be (Whoah)
Runnin a thousand miles
Just get you where you are
Step to the beat of my heart.


I don’t need a whole lot
But for you I admit I
Rather give you the world
Or we can share mine


I know that I won’t be the first one
Given you all this attention
But baby listen


I just need somebody to love
I-I don’t need too much


Just need somebody to love.
(Somebody to love)


I don’t need nothing else
I promise girl, I swear.
I just need somebody to love.


I need somebody I-I need somebody
I need somebody I-I need somebody.


Everyday I bring the sun around
I sweep away the clouds.
Smile for me (Smile for me)
I would take
Every second, every single time
Spend it like my last dime.
Step to the beat of my heart.


I don’t need a whole lot
But for you I admit I
Rather give you the world
Or we can share mine


I know I won’t be the first one
Given you all this attention
But baby listen


I just need somebody to love (Ohh, no no no no)
I-I don’t need too much
Just need somebody to love.
(Somebody to love)


I don’t need nothing else
I promise girl, I swear.
I just need somebody to love.
I need somebody I-I need somebody


I need somebody I-I need somebody.
(Somebody to love)
I need somebody I-I need somebody
I need somebody I-I need somebody.


And you can have it all
Anything you want I can bring
Give you the finer things, yeah
But what I really want


I can’t find ’cause, money can’t find me.
Somebody to love. (Ohh Whoa)


Find me somebody to love (Ohh)


I need somebody to love (Yeah)
I-I don’t need too much
Just somebody to love.
Somebody to love.
I don’t need nothing else,
I promise girl I swear,
I just need somebody to love.


I need somebody, I-I need somebody
I need somebody, I-I need somebody
(Somebody to love)
I need somebody, I-I need somebody
I need somebody (I swear I just need somebody to love)


I-I need somebody.
Oh oh oh oh oh... etc


Is she out there
Is she out there
(repeat)


I just need somebody to love.


Yes,I'm sure that a 16 year old boy from Canada knows everything about the subject. NOT.
It's a good song though,but maybe a bit too mature for his age.

 -C.

Silly Willy

So i was out today dancing on a giant peace of cheese. When suddenly this weird looking Mamoyam killer bee tried stinging my eye with his purple nipple croissant. Well i dodged it and got away but you know what they say "You cant make a Nazi omelet without breaking a few German people."
I told my story to my friend the king of planet 94 and wouldn't  you know, he wanted to buy the rights to my story to make it in to a 7 piece made for TV sitcom iPhone app.

This is a FUCKING PANDA-BEAR!

Now i'm making MILLIONS!

-Made